In order to have a great 4th of July, you need to do several things:
1. Get up really early and run a mile in the Ray Barrus Annual 5K Run. Actually, you make your daughters run in this instead of you. You don't want to be embarrassed when you are beat by a bunch of kids.
2. Eat a nice cold popsicle afterwards to cool off.
4. Give the only willing participant a holiday hair-do. It's supposed to be a star.
6. Make sure you smile and wave at everyone in the
parade so they'll throw lots of candy at you.
8. Eat until you can eat no more.